Blonde Joke

There is nothing better than a good blonde joke - wow, nice straight-man lead in for a really, REALLY good joke there huh?

Apparently the best blonde jokes are lifted right from the diaries of blondes themselves. This showed up in my inbox today.

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I
got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that
the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking
sales guy had told ME last year,.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows
would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.)
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up.... He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.

*silence again*