Focus.

Does it look like I have it? Like I am concentrating? I am not. Squirrel!

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I am kind of good looking...

Lisa is drinking at work again.

Change is hard...

So I used to have my security keycard in my wallet. It made getting into my office as simple as shifting my hip over by the card reader, no thought process, no hand eye coordination required.
Today the security department came around and gave us all these handy zip cord badge holders. Now I look like a fool when I thrust my ass toward the card reader and nothing happens.

Dreary day...

Best days for massive amounts of indoor productivity.

Everyone has stuff...

Sometimes when your stuff gets to be too much, look around and remember that everyone has stuff. Some of theirs might be worse than yours. Either way, its ok.